“Fresh asphalt”
“Crushed marbles”

These are just a few of the pizza toppings listed on the menu. Little bits of humor are planted all around Woody’s. Some of the decorative signs on the wall read: “BEER The reason I get up every morning.” and “Please, no singing no dancing no swearing. This is a respectable house” (keep in mind, Woody’s is technically a sports bar, so of course there is going to singing, dancing, and swearing!) To add to the fun, cowboy bandanas are provided as napkins. The cheap cloth doesn’t work very well

for wiping pizza grease off your hands, but the fun element that it adds to the experience makes up for what the bandanas lack in functionality.

Outside of Woody’s, the signage with multiple references to their famous pizza indicated to me that this was a local family pizza joint. Therefore, I was very disappointed when I opened their door and found myself standing in what looked like a dive bar. Dim yellowish lighting covered the brown wood-paneled walls, and almost all of the natural daylight was blocked out of the small windows by crooked wooden slats. The wooden walls